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i like christina aguilera food and boys

Posted on 24th Apr at 8:26 PM, with 39,084 notes
straight problems #33

earthdad:

when you’re so straight you can’t even bend over because that is gay

Posted on 24th Apr at 5:00 PM, with 19,137 notes

dragondicks:

cupsnake:

Pepper and friends explore where no chickens have gone before as far as she knows in her nugget box space ship. Tiny pretend space explorers!

these chicken nuggets are fucking raw get me the manager

Posted on 24th Apr at 4:59 PM, with 54,204 notes

sanadasan:

sanadasan:

remember when you could annotations to other people’s videos

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Posted on 24th Apr at 4:58 PM, with 13,232 notes
Posted on 24th Apr at 4:57 PM, with 36,654 notes

vinebox:

White people be like ..

Posted on 24th Apr at 4:57 PM, with 35,716 notes

trashboat:

 

pet-monster-furfur:

How Calgarian Mayor Naheed Nenshi handles hate

my brother made the limp dick tweet….

Posted on 24th Apr at 4:54 PM, with 42,708 notes

bigeisamazing:

ridge:

these hoes aint loyal

this shit would never happen at Target

Posted on 24th Apr at 4:53 PM, with 50,515 notes

taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 

Posted on 24th Apr at 7:53 AM, with 115,180 notes

get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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Posted on 24th Apr at 1:35 AM, with 248,818 notes

sophie-the-demigod:

dievrgent:

in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head

I HOPE YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE

Posted on 24th Apr at 1:34 AM, with 38,617 notes

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

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