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Posted on 28th Aug at 8:12 PM, with 81,285 notes

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

Posted on 28th Aug at 4:41 PM, with 837,980 notes

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

Posted on 28th Aug at 12:40 PM, with 61,373 notes

tyleroakley:

"How Not To React When Your Son Is Gay"

My heart breaks while watching this video. If you’re reading this and need support, please contact The Trevor Project. They are the leading national organization for crisis & suicide prevention - they are there to talk, 24/7 - confidential and free.

this makes me wanna kill people

Posted on 27th Aug at 11:52 PM, with 95,152 notes
beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend
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beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

Posted on 27th Aug at 1:52 PM, with 193,811 notes

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

Posted on 26th Aug at 11:50 PM, with 38,819 notes

vinebox:

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

I think your aunt just won life

Posted on 26th Aug at 2:55 PM, with 320,412 notes

telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

Posted on 25th Aug at 9:58 PM, with 107,980 notes
notsufferingfrominsanity:

dolofang:

compassfox:

drop-bass-not-babies:

Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl
We’re both girls

nothing says “I support equality” like assuming someone is a boy because they have short hair

…also even if it were a boy and a girl they could still be a queer couple? Like?? Either one could be trans* or have an orientation that includes multiple genders (like bisexual or pansexual or polysexual)?So please don’t question how valid someone’s claim to be queer is when all you have is a picture.


is nobody gonna talk about the girl holding up the sign in the back
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notsufferingfrominsanity:

dolofang:

compassfox:

drop-bass-not-babies:

Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl

We’re both girls

nothing says “I support equality” like assuming someone is a boy because they have short hair

…also even if it were a boy and a girl they could still be a queer couple? Like?? Either one could be trans* or have an orientation that includes multiple genders (like bisexual or pansexual or polysexual)?

So please don’t question how valid someone’s claim to be queer is when all you have is a picture.

is nobody gonna talk about the girl holding up the sign in the back

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