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Posted on 1st Sep at 9:40 PM, with 100,885 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

Posted on 1st Sep at 9:23 PM, with 1,321 notes

starlingsongs:

Okay, I can’t be coy about this anymore.

My home life is a nightmare and I need to get the fuck away from my father. If you can spare anything at all, please consider donating to my gofundme. Everything sent to it will be used to help me cover the cost of therapy, clothes for interviews, bras that actually fit, and moving away from my family and on to a healthier, happy life.

Thank you so, so much for anything you can give, blessed be.

Posted on 1st Sep at 9:36 AM, with 41,504 notes
ridge:

*spits out drink*
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ridge:

*spits out drink*

Posted on 31st Aug at 1:48 PM, with 206,901 notes

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

Posted on 30th Aug at 1:59 PM, with 156,417 notes

iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

Posted on 30th Aug at 8:39 AM, with 469,514 notes

aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

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Posted on 30th Aug at 8:27 AM, with 56,878 notes

niazkillem:

panic-at-the-royalball:

niazkillem:

harry is that kid that gets kicked with the ball in the face 2 seconds after the dodgeball game starts

Wouldn’t he just use magic to block the ball?

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Posted on 30th Aug at 8:26 AM, with 101,331 notes

another jem from my mum
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another jem from my mum

Posted on 30th Aug at 8:23 AM, with 200,350 notes
hermophrodite:

KELSEY NEEDS TO FUCKING CHILL
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hermophrodite:

KELSEY NEEDS TO FUCKING CHILL

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